she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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