nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
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That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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