When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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