what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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