I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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