the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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