i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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