I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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