guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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