I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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You. Win. At. Life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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