check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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