We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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