And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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