Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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Redeem this text for a blowjob
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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