Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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