He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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