if you like me you must not know who I am
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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