I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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