I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I forget how to act sober
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