Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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