Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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