The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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