and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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