Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm too high and old for this...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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