I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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