I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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