no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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