My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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