okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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