the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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