do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
