the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Randomize
