Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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