what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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