we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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