East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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