He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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I need you to use more vowels.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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