If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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