You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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