Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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