I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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