so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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