Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think your dad took our porno
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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