am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So vagazzling was a success
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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