Whoa Z and x make the same sound
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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