"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I currently don't understand fingers.
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