i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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