Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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