Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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