god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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