what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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