You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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