i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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