The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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