How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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