I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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